Now that I have upgraded to a digital recorder and cable television, I still find myself gravitating towards network daytime, specifically Judge Judy. Throughout the daytime spectrum, you can find a wide variety of hosts. There are those, like Oprah and her spawn Dr. Oz, who sugarcoat their lifestyle pep talks with a lot of handholding. Judy, however, is more my type. She is the idiot assassin and her scoldings, ritualistic and funny, are the best thing on daytime.